Call it another case of poor phrasing. In a press conference today, President Obama was asked about Jason Collins, the NBA center who recently announced that he is gay. In a bizarre response, with some …
Monthly Archives: April 2013
April, 2013
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28 April
Hank Johnson Imagines a World Without Balloons, We Pay Tribute
Hank Johnson is the most gifted orator in the universe. Last Thursday, the Democratic Congressman from Georgia raised an extremely important topic on the House floor: ensuring universal access to helium. In a pun-fueled diatribe, …
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22 April
Anthony Weiner Rises Again, Takes Another Stab at Twitter
You gotta admit it: this guy’s got balls. Today, Anthony Weiner erected a new Twitter account, and boy are we flush with excitement. Just two years after the former Congressman from New York got caught …
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17 April
David Sirota’s Twitter Pic Spawns Humorous #Siroting Meme
You can say many things about Salon’s David Sirota: he can get worked up during a debate, he has a problem with white people, and he seems to write about douchebaggery from a position of …
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8 April
5 Tons of Nutella Stolen, 10 Possible Uses
Over the weekend, thieves in the German town of Bad Hersfeld stole 7 pallets of Nutella jars from a semi-parked trailer. Weighing in at approximately 5 tons, the creamy loot is valued at over $20,000. While …
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1 April
President Obama Shooting Baskets, Breaking Promises
On April 1st, 2013, President Barack Obama was joined by more than 30,000 guests for the 135th annual White House Easter Egg Roll. The holiday festivities included the eponymous egg rolling competition, an obstacle course …