SocialistMop.com Political Humor for the Liberty-Minded
Today, President Barack Obama turned 52 years old. As they say, turning 52 years old is better than the alternative. Although, with all of the “phony scandals” piling up, our dear leader may be rethinking his position on that.
To honor the President on his birthday, Twitter users sent celebratory tweets using the hashtag #BarackObamaBirthdayWish, theorizing what the Commander-in-Chief himself might be wishing for on this important day. The results are, as one might expect, rather enjoyable.
We have collected some of the stand-out birthday tweets sent by proud citizens across this great land, and we share them with you today:
#BarackObamaBirthdayWish All those bitter clingers would just give him one freaking break someday.
— Liars Never Win (@liars_never_win) August 4, 2013
#BarackObamaBirthdayWish try real hard to blow out all the “scandles” on your birthday cake
— Thinking Man (@Collinsdw) August 4, 2013
#BarackObamaBirthdayWish To be celebrated in all 57 states.
— Mike C. (@MJCFlorida77) August 4, 2013
#BarackObamaBirthdayWish Wrinkle-Free Mom Jeans
— Imaumbn™ (@Imaumbn) August 4, 2013
#BarackObamaBirthdayWish A nice, new, succulent puppy dog…
— Rebel Yankee (@YankReb69) August 4, 2013
That he hadn’t ‘put a ring on it’ #BarackObamaBirthdayWish
— Liars Never Win (@liars_never_win) August 4, 2013
#BarackObamaBirthdayWish An IPod filled with the Queen’s speeches?
— AW (@ArtbyAWOHS) August 4, 2013
He could beat Jimmy Carter’s economy just one quarter during his tenure as President. #BarackObamaBirthdayWish
— Liars Never Win (@liars_never_win) August 4, 2013
#BarackObamaBirthdayWish this pic.twitter.com/VA6JJOfmwG
— Keith King (@kking1952) August 4, 2013
#BarackObamaBirthdayWish that Chris Matthews will get his tingle back.
— Jeffrey Kibler (@sentinel058) August 4, 2013
#BarackObamaBirthdayWish To implement Sharia law.
— Rob Hintz (@Rob_Hintz) August 4, 2013
#BarackObamaBirthdayWish Say it ain’t so, Joe pic.twitter.com/SiWF27oftB
— Ima Happy Cracka (@LauraR77) August 4, 2013
His and Hers 747s …… Oh, wait….. Never Mind. #BarackObamaBirthdayWish
— Tom T. (@VRWCTexan) August 4, 2013
A spine #BarackObamaBirthdayWish
— Gambit (@Gop666Gambit) August 4, 2013
#BarackObamaBirthdayWish Teleprompters in every room.
— Jan (@JanRoss12) August 4, 2013
Two Words: Dog Kabobs #BarackObamaBirthdayWish
— Liars Never Win (@liars_never_win) August 4, 2013
#BarackObamaBirthdayWish A signed copy of the Communist Manifesto
— Irr Elevant (@IrrElevant10) August 4, 2013
#BarackObamaBirthdayWish No more US embassies anywhere in the #ME. #p2 #tcot
— Gray Panther (@justbcat) August 4, 2013
Valerie Jarrett will take her hand out and let me be A Real Boy for one day. #BarackObamaBirthdayWish #puppet #DingleBarry #worstpotusever
— Lyman DeKoquonut (@dekoquonut) August 4, 2013
