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Top 10 Reasons Why President Barack Obama Lied About Knowing His Uncle Onyango Obama Omar Cambidge Boston Harvard law school lived with together deportation Kenya Kenyan lie liar lying illegal acknowledges immigration apartment shared nephew White House administration contradict contradicts contradicting conflict conflicts conflicting story
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Top 10 Reasons Why President Obama Lied About Knowing His Uncle

After initially trotting out the story that President Obama had never once met his Kenyan uncle Onyango Obama, the White House today was forced to walk those comments back. As it turns out, the President had indeed met his uncle, and had actually lived with him for several months in the late 1980’s.

So why did the President decide to cover up this fact? We looked into this burning question further. After intense research, we have uncovered the top 10 reasons why President Obama would lie about knowing his uncle Onyango:

Top 10 Reasons Why President Barack Obama Lied About Knowing His Uncle Onyango Obama Omar Cambidge Boston Harvard law school lived with together deportation Kenya Kenyan lie liar lying illegal acknowledges immigration apartment shared nephew White House administration contradict contradicts contradicting conflict conflicts conflicting story
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10. Onyango Obama is part of the President’s “composite uncle” character, which is still a work in progress.

9. The President did not lie about knowing his uncle, he made an “incorrect promise.”

8. The President owes Onyango $5 trillion dollars.

7. President Obama’s brain is experiencing glitches.

6. The President was under the impression that if you like your lie, you can keep it.

Top 10 Reasons Why President Barack Obama Lied About Knowing His Uncle Onyango Obama Omar Cambidge Boston Harvard law school lived with together deportation Kenya Kenyan lie liar lying illegal acknowledges immigration apartment shared nephew White House administration contradict contradicts contradicting conflict conflicts conflicting story
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5. The President thought that the press was referring to a different Onyango Obama.

4. Uncle Onyango was the leader of the Choom Gang.

3. The President inherited this misstatement from his predecessor.

2. An offensive, anti-uncle YouTube video is to blame.

1. You heard it wrong and you’re a racist.

 

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