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Sarah Palin Spoofs Dr. Seuss’ ‘Green Eggs and Ham’ in CPAC Speech

Former Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin delivered the keynote speech at CPAC today, using it as a platform to bash both President Obama and GOP establishment alike.

However, the highlight of her address came when she took a page from Senator Ted Cruz’s book and read aloud from the Dr. Seuss classic Green Eggs and Ham, changing it from a beloved children’s story to a satirical piece about government corruption:


I do not like this Uncle Sam, I do not like his health care scam.
I do not like these dirty crooks or how they lie and cook the books.
I do not like when Congress steals. I do not like their crony deals.
I do not like this spying, man. I do not like, ‘oh yes we can.’
I do not like this spending spree. We’re smart, we know there’s nothing free.
I do not like reporters’ smug replies when I complain about their lies.
I do not like this kind of hope and we wont take it, nope, nope, nope.


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