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An Open Letter to The Cleveland Browns from 10 Year Olds head coach sacked Black Monday hire Jim Tressel track record winning win games we suck bad like obamacare bad kids diss comparing them video young girls little sports football NFL Ohio State OSU Mike Yearling funny video hilarious sarcastic sarcasm witty adult humor humorous comedy comedic fans pitch idea Caroline Comisford Caitlyn Daube Lulu Yearling Lucy fired firing Rob Chudzinski YouTube

The Cleveland Browns Suck Bad, Like Obamacare Bad

Young or old, the Cleveland Browns sure do have a rabid fan base.

The recent firing of Browns head coach Rob Chudzinski after leading his team to a disappointing 4-12 record in the 2013 NFL regular season has left a big vacancy on the Browns roster, and three die-hard fans think they know who should fill the void.

Meet 10-year-olds Caroline Comisford, Lulu Yearling, and Caitlyn Daube.

An Open Letter to The Cleveland Browns from 10 Year Olds we suck bad like obamacare bad head coach sacked Black Monday hire Jim Tressel track record winning win games kids diss comparing them video young girls little sports football NFL Ohio State OSU Mike Yearling funny video hilarious sarcastic sarcasm witty adult humor humorous comedy comedic fans pitch idea Caroline Comisford Caitlyn Daube Lulu Yearling Lucy fired firing Rob Chudzinski YouTubeIn the hilarious video below, they read an open letter to the Cleveland Browns organization, and they pull no punches. They start out by stating the problem as any honest Browns fan should:

We suck bad. Like Obamacare bad.

Wow, it must be worse than we thought.

Jim Tressel former Ohio State University head coach celebrating victory after winning won football game post-game cameras waving smiling NCAA college ball ballgame scandal ineligible playersThe fix? The girls propose that Browns management hire none other than former Ohio State University coach Jim Tressel, who they feel possesses the secret formula to football success: winning games.

As the girls point out, “There seems to be this freaky correlation between being a proven winner, and winning games.” Might be too complicated for the Browns staff, ladies.

According to the trio, Jim Tressel “has won year after year, has won national championships, and has even won against current NFL coaches.” Sounds like they’re gunning for a GM spot.

Interestingly, the impassioned plea may have worked, as there were at least rumors that the Browns will interview Tressel:

 

 

And Obamacare was once rumored to provide affordable health care.

The girls’ entertaining video, put together by Lulu’s father Mike Yearling of Yearling Pictures, is chock full of wit, sarcasm, and plenty of eye-rolling. Watch it below.

No word yet on whether the young ladies plan to fix Obamacare next.

 

An Open Letter to The Cleveland Browns from 10 Year Olds

(H/T: The Daily Caller)

 

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