February, 2015

• 22 February

  Best of Joe Biden Getting Handsy With Every Female He Encounters

  

  What do you want out of a Vice President? Do you want someone who is great at handling people? Do you want someone who focuses on women’s issues? Do you want someone who’s not afraid …
• 17 February

  Creepy Joe Biden Whispers Sweet Nothings Into SecDef’s Wife’s Ear

  

  As President Obama’s new Secretary of Defense, Ashton Carter, was being sworn in today, Vice President Joe Biden, otherwise known as “Creepy Uncle Joe,” proved to America once again that he is very deserving of …
• 15 February

  Fox 5 San Diego News Labels President Obama a Rape Suspect

  

  Oops. While covering the story of a local San Diego man who was facing rape charges, Fox 5 San Diego accidentally showed the picture of President Obama in place of the alleged rapist, effectively depicting …
• 7 February

  President Obama Gives Brian Williams Some Sage Advice

  

  NBC Nightly News anchor Brian Williams has recently come under fire after lying about, well, coming under fire. The veteran newsman’s flaky story about a 2003 incident in Iraq in which a helicopter he was …